Looking for something a bit unusual?

Isn't it shocking that this information was withheld from the American public?

Maybe all the participants were winners if they gave their best effort.
 We are all losers because CNN hid this exciting news from us!
We were not told about this exciting event!
 Can we continue to allow such blatant cover-up of the truly exciting news?
Write to your congressperson and local representatives
and demand that we want full news coverage of such exciting events!

"I love SPAM! It is made from my flesh!" Anonymous Zombie

This nudist person shown sun bathing above
 lived on a diet of nothing but SPAM and water for 13 years and 2 months.
Maybe this is why it is a good idea to encourage our children to carve things out of SPAM?
I realize we normally say do not play with your food! But if your food is SPAM, maybe it
is a good idea to play with it if the alternative is to eat it, don't you agree?