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As Jan. 2001 rolls around it is time I begin my spring cleaning for the spring of 1999. Yes, I am a procrastinator This week found me throwing out scraps of paper with poetry scribbled on it like this one.


	Dinasaur Doo-Doo by Stephen Hunt
	I've never seen a brontosaurus turd I'll probably never see one. On thing is for certain... I'd rather see one than be one!
If you're like me you can't read that without thinking turd is one strange wurd. We don't spell burd or hurd (herd) but we don't say tird or terd. It's turd, isn't it? Oh, well you might think it's an unimportant point and I imagine you are correct. What do you expect from a man who composes a poem called Dinasaur Doo- Doo?


When I was younger I also created names for rock and roll bands. No I didn't play an instrument. I just created the names for bands. None of the bands you've ever heard of but bands such as;
	Sidney & The Ceramic Seals
		Nuetered Trained Fleas
			Cycil & The Electric Tweezers
I admit Cycil & The Electric Tweezers sounds more like a Country Band or maybe Jazz but the name Rabid Rodent Droppings is pure Rock N Roll all the way, don't you agree?

As you look back on the year 2000 I am sure there were many things you meant to do but didn't such as losing some weight, taking out the trash or reading that new book Poop On The Wall by Who Flung Poo.

	I urge you to be kind to yourself in reflection and set goals for the new year with optimism and faith and low expectations.

	I practice what I preach. My New Year's Resolutions include:
	* This year I will be prepared for Y2K with water and food incase the computers go crazy when the dates change to the year 2000 (Yes, I told you I procrastinate), I will not create cat shit flavored lollipops and I will not work on creating a weather machine designed to allow me to rule the world.

	* I will not write a series of children's books on why pudding makes a lousy bookmark.

	As you read my New Year's Resolutions you might be thinking, "Gee, he is a lot like me." But then again you might not be thinking that. You might be thinking this is the year you finally begin to do Aerobic LaughterTM. I will certainly be enjoying Aerobic LaughterTM this year!

Yes, I find enjoying Aerobic LaughterTM keeps me relaxed and flexible throughout the day with an increased ability to 'go with the flow' and deal positively with the unexpected. It gives me the increased joy and sense of well-being and it makes me not spend a lot of time wondering why there are never any Sheriffs who ride on trained pigs and carry multi-colored balloons instead of guns?

Aerobic LaughterTM is now guaranteed 100% safe, fun and effective or your money back so maybe this is the year you stop shaving your pubic hair with a rock and begin to use the NEW audio cd Aerobic LaughterTM to laugh and lose weight. It has been called the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Whatever you do this year don't think of naming a Rock band, The Mutilated Beaver Butts, because I already thought of that name!

This week's FREE LAUGH was NOT sponsored by the SPCSP
the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Stupid People

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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